"Coko Vs Beyonce"

Spontaneous Freak Combustion

Special Thanks to Lee Womack for sending this to us!!

It is a commonly held theory among certain social scientists that "two freaks cannot exist in the same space at the same time". I offer a few examples: Diana Ross and the Supremes, The Pointer Sisters, Sisters Sledge, Xscape and Dawn Lewis and anyone. Someone must be Grand Diva. When they, the freaks are in close proximity or in the most remote competition a Diva must prevail it is the law of Spontaneous Freak Combustion.
It was a little known fact that Coko formerly of SWV thought that Beyonce' Knowells of Destiny's Child was biting off her singing style. When Beyonce' caught wind of this she said it was ridiculous and the "extra toothed B!%@#!" needed to stay quiet while in her early retirement". Coko, sent word that, "If Beyonce's country Bamma @$$ did not show more respect she would catch a NYC beat down" Beyonce' answer was, "Bring it H@#!"
When the Battle Clan heard about this dispute they rushed to get both Divas to sign on the dotted line and they did willingly. This was to be a no holds barred ultimate catfight, no ref., no gloves, no submission, and no rules except if your opponent can not answer your blows.
Coko has only had one of these matches and that was with a former member of her group. Coko annihilated her with no mercy and she planned to do worse to Beyonce'. Beyonce' requested the same kind of match with one of her former group members but the Battle Clan had not cleared it yet, but she figured peeling Coko's cap would be good practice. They both agreed to this kind of match basically because like "Immortals" "There can only be One".
Neither girl would admit it but besides skin tone they were so much alike; the same musical styles, long-legged, taut tummy muscles, buxom, comely and have severe Cleopatra complexes.
No matter what Beyonce' is wearing she usually consults her mom and Mrs. Knowells makes it for her; G-Mans people are a little sick and very messy. They found out what Beyonce was wearing and had the same thing made for Coko. It was an easy sell to Coko because their tastes ran so close; padded gold sequenced sports bra and a matching pair of Daisy Duke-like Hot Pants that had special protective padding for the vaginal area, "in case the b!%@# tries to grab yo' s#!%!", Mrs. Knowells warned her oldest daughter. Coko was given the same admonishment by the Battle Clan's trainers and designers. When they saw each other dressed the same they were both livid, they did not even wait on the gong they just tore at one another fist and claw.

The battle vixens started on each other with blows and clawing that would have made men shrink; immediately in the exchange hair was extracted and blood was drawn. The feminine growls and squeals resonated throughout the room yet neither girl backed up. After about two solid minutes of this catlike carnage they clenched cursing and threatening as they danced round and round hoping to gain the advantage before the other. The crowd seemed evenly divided screaming back and forth Coko! Beyonce'! Coko! Beyonce'! Coko! Beyonce'!
You would think that because of the savagery of the conflict neither girl would be paying attention to the chants of the crowd but they are both so conceited that when they heard their names they ignored the pain, smiled and tore into each other all the more. Beyonce' being the youngest and in better shape caught her second wind first and switched her grip to Coko's breasts Coko cried out then responded by applying her own breast claw holds. Beyonce' burst into tears never having never felt such pain. Coko's claw was more devastating than Beyonce's general tit grab; Coko's aim was Beyonce's nipple area she clamped down on Beyonce's breast pinching her nipples with her thumb nails and index nails then clawed and twisted the rest of the fleshy material. Beyonce' wisely held to her hold otherwise she would have no leverage to ease her pain. So they squeezed, twisted and turned each other's mammary relentlessly. Coko having the superior grip began leading the honey blond bombshell around the room in a spinning motion until she brought Beyonce' to the floor. Beyond' quickly locked her legs around Coko's left leg at the knee confining the movement and limiting Coko's superior position she then relinquished her hold on Coko's left breast and slide her hand down the front of chocolate songstresses hot pants gripping Coko's womanhood inside and out. At this point Coko knew it was over Beyonce' had applied the Kama Sutra Clutch; Coko released her breast holds placing her hands o the sides of Beyonce's shoulders in push-up position, tears flowing as she howled at the ceiling like a lonely she-wolf AAAAAWWWWWAHHH!. By this time Beyonce' was turning her over and had griped Coko's right butt cheek securing her vaginal hold and still not releasing her leg lock leaving nothing to chance. Once Beyonce' was sure of her position she released the leglock and raised Coko whaling, to her feet, then with a tremendous burst of strength she hoisted Coko up and backward sending Coko crashing to the floor head long. Coko was out but Beyonce' still wanted to avenge her sore tits. Now the sweat drenched Beyonce's shorts now hidden deeply within the crack of her behind rested her mighty glutei in the middle of Coko's back the applied an inverted headlock with her left arm causing her to gag. Then pulled up Coko's sports bra revealing her sweaty scarred breasts then relentlessly ripping and tearing at them as Coko's body twitched uncontrollably. Beyonce' was yelling at the top of her lungs "who is the Grand Diva! B!%@#!" over and over again until she heard the crowd chanting Beyonce'! Beyonce'! Beyonce'! Upon hearing this she dropped Coko stood erect raising her fists in victory.

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